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| − | '''Slightly more meaty than their spawn, when Elk Wilson stepped on one of THESE, aesthetics were the last thing on his mind. Quite how he stepped on one is another matter. The space eel mother is, as expected, a slightly tougher nut to crack (or make splat in satisfying ways in this case) but shouldn't be shied away from by any means. As Elk himself says: "<i>Give 'em a poke and see what happens</i>"''' | + | '''"Yum?"<br>Slightly more meaty than their spawn, when Elk Wilson stepped on one of THESE, aesthetics were the last thing on his mind. Quite how he stepped on one is another matter. The space eel mother is, as expected, a slightly tougher nut to crack (or make splat in satisfying ways in this case) but shouldn't be shied away from by any means. As Elk himself says: "<i>Give 'em a poke and see what happens.</i>"<br> |
| + | Just... Not good for eating.''' | ||
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| − | ''' | + | '''"OAAAAAARRRR"<br> |
| + | Captain Paddle was the pioneer of space pirating. He didn't have an eyepatch or a beard. In fact he was the most disappointing pirate the galaxy has known and so was included in public circles. In fact, it's hard to find any evidence that he did anything illegal at all... Unfortunately for we noble travellers, the luckless individuals who have lost their way and are classified as 'Rogue Pirates' aren't quite as unrecognisable. They <b>WILL</b> have your guts for garters but give it a couple of weeks and you should be able to take them down. Unfortunately, they're dead poor and it's a bit of an anti-climax when you find a couple of tonnes of light metal. Pirates. Gr.''' | ||
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*2x 200 KJ Laser | *2x 200 KJ Laser | ||
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| − | ''' | + | '''"The Shambling Morass is really not a very nice thing"<br> |
| + | Ah, doesn't the nursery rhyme bring back waves of nostalgia...? Don't touch if you value your insides.''' | ||
*12x Shambling Bite | *12x Shambling Bite | ||
*Shambling Torpedo | *Shambling Torpedo | ||
Revision as of 22:48, 28 October 2009
Contents
Space Eel
"My word. Have you ever seen anything so repulsive?"
Those were the reputed words of Elk Wilson himself when he stepped out the shower onto one of these. Indiginous to space, these creatues vary widely in size and strength but are more than able to deliver a stinging bout of slime when they feel threatened. Despite this, they're recommended as the basic foodstuff for the newcomer's appetite for killing things. As with earth, they cane be considered "MOSTLY HARMLESS"
Space Eel Mother
"Yum?"
Slightly more meaty than their spawn, when Elk Wilson stepped on one of THESE, aesthetics were the last thing on his mind. Quite how he stepped on one is another matter. The space eel mother is, as expected, a slightly tougher nut to crack (or make splat in satisfying ways in this case) but shouldn't be shied away from by any means. As Elk himself says: "Give 'em a poke and see what happens."
Just... Not good for eating.
Rogue Pirate
"OAAAAAARRRR"
Captain Paddle was the pioneer of space pirating. He didn't have an eyepatch or a beard. In fact he was the most disappointing pirate the galaxy has known and so was included in public circles. In fact, it's hard to find any evidence that he did anything illegal at all... Unfortunately for we noble travellers, the luckless individuals who have lost their way and are classified as 'Rogue Pirates' aren't quite as unrecognisable. They WILL have your guts for garters but give it a couple of weeks and you should be able to take them down. Unfortunately, they're dead poor and it's a bit of an anti-climax when you find a couple of tonnes of light metal. Pirates. Gr.
- 2x 500 KJ Laser
- 2x 200 KJ Laser
- 1x Tiny Omega Canon
Master Pirate
Description
- 4x 10 MJ Pulse Laser
- 6x 2 MJ Pulse Laser
- 2x Tiny Omega Canon
- Z-001
- X-1100
Vorpal Fang
Description
- 3x Small Vorpal Teeth
- 4x Large Vorpal Teeth
- 2x Vorpal Acid Spit
Interstellar Wasp
Description
- 8x Wasp Claws
- Wasp Bite
- 3465 XP
Space Monkey
"So err... Where did the suit come from?"
That, is the greatest second greatest unsolved mistery known to philosophers to date but some speculate that it is in fact the next step in the evolutionary cycle for us. However attempts to communicate don't go very far as the pulses emitted by the monkey are detrimental to the structual integrity of most ships (quite how this works in a vacuum I'm not sure...) and no instruments can yet get past this rather curious barrier in communication. Needless to say, if you've fresh earned your wings, speaking to this buckoe should NOT be at the top of your list.
- 15x Monkey Shriek
- Flying Banana
Shambling Morass
"The Shambling Morass is really not a very nice thing"
Ah, doesn't the nursery rhyme bring back waves of nostalgia...? Don't touch if you value your insides.
- 12x Shambling Bite
- Shambling Torpedo
