Terran history

Back... Back before grass was green... Back before Lushman invented that irresistable chat up line*...
The 'Earth' was born...

Primarily inhabited by a breed of puzzle-decorated socks, the planet soon became overrun by the mould that had gradually been accumilating on the socks' funeral pires - the human race.
After a few thousand years of existance, they developed interstallar flight, went everywhere, killed a few people... Not particularly interesting really.

Home of

1. The 'baguette'
2. The 'chimney'
3. Father Christmas
4. Elvis
5. Elk Wilson
6. Tommy Baker
7. Nigel Thornberry<br

Famous for

1. Being the first planet to adopt world-wide 'biscuitism'
2. Not a lot else.

• And that famous line is: "Hey sweetcheeks. Get over here!"