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The term 'mouse' was actually a mispelling of its close cousin the mousse, not (as wealthy politicians would have you believe) the horned elk-resembling creature that used to dwell on earth (come on... moose doesn't even have a plural... meese?). It came to be after a particularly unsatisfying meal eaten by the 2nd emporer of Pork. He decreed that all pilots be subject to his dissatisfaction - what better way than forced imprisonment in one of these? Not generally a lot of use, although they do come in very handy for paid accounts when juggling their 3 ships in where they want them docked. | The term 'mouse' was actually a mispelling of its close cousin the mousse, not (as wealthy politicians would have you believe) the horned elk-resembling creature that used to dwell on earth (come on... moose doesn't even have a plural... meese?). It came to be after a particularly unsatisfying meal eaten by the 2nd emporer of Pork. He decreed that all pilots be subject to his dissatisfaction - what better way than forced imprisonment in one of these? Not generally a lot of use, although they do come in very handy for paid accounts when juggling their 3 ships in where they want them docked. | ||
*Shuttle | *Shuttle | ||
*50,000 | *50,000 | ||
| − | '''Stats'''<br> | + | '''Stats'''<br /> |
| − | Armor: 240<br> | + | Armor: 240<br /> |
| − | Hull: 180<br> | + | Hull: 180<br /> |
| − | '''Vitals'''<br> | + | '''Vitals'''<br /> |
| − | Gun Mounts:1<br> | + | Gun Mounts:1<br /> |
| − | Turret Mounts:0<br> | + | Turret Mounts:0<br /> |
| − | Missile Mounts:0<br> | + | Missile Mounts:0<br /> |
| − | '''Size:''' 15<br> | + | '''Size:''' 15<br /> |
| − | '''Space:''' 40 {{m3}}<br> | + | '''Space:''' 40 {{m3}}<br /> |
| − | '''Mass:''' 4 / 50 t capacity<br> | + | '''Mass:''' 4 / 50 t capacity<br /> |
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Revision as of 19:32, 23 May 2012
"The mouse? A good tool for ramming at high speeds into the vessels of wealthy politicians." - Yugo Pinbridge, Chief of the Sideways Fish Clan.
The term 'mouse' was actually a mispelling of its close cousin the mousse, not (as wealthy politicians would have you believe) the horned elk-resembling creature that used to dwell on earth (come on... moose doesn't even have a plural... meese?). It came to be after a particularly unsatisfying meal eaten by the 2nd emporer of Pork. He decreed that all pilots be subject to his dissatisfaction - what better way than forced imprisonment in one of these? Not generally a lot of use, although they do come in very handy for paid accounts when juggling their 3 ships in where they want them docked.
- Shuttle
- 50,000
Stats
Armor: 240
Hull: 180
Vitals
Gun Mounts:1
Turret Mounts:0
Missile Mounts:0
Size: 15
Space: 40 m3
Mass: 4 / 50 t capacity
