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'''"The mouse? A good tool for ramming at high speeds into the vessels of wealthy politicians."''' - Yugo Pinbridge, Chief of the Sideways Fish Clan.<br />
 
'''"The mouse? A good tool for ramming at high speeds into the vessels of wealthy politicians."''' - Yugo Pinbridge, Chief of the Sideways Fish Clan.<br />
The term 'mouse' was actually a mispelling of its close cousin the mousse, not (as wealthy politicians would have you believe) the horned elk-resembling creature that used to dwell on earth (come on... moose doesn't even have a plural... meese?). It came to be after a particularly unsatisfying meal eaten by the 2nd emporer of Pork. He decreed that all pilots be subject to his dissatisfaction - what better way than forced imprisonment in one of these? Not generally a lot of use, although they do come in very handy for paid accounts when juggling their 3 ships in where they want them docked.
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The term 'mouse' was actually a misspelling of its close cousin the mousse, not (as wealthy politicians would have you believe) the horned elk-resembling creature that used to dwell on earth (come on... moose doesn't even have a plural... meese?). It came to be after a particularly unsatisfying meal eaten by the 2nd emperor of Pork. He decreed that all pilots be subject to his dissatisfaction - what better way than forced imprisonment in one of these? Not generally a lot of use, although they do come in very handy for paid accounts when juggling their 3 ships in where they want them docked.
  
 
*Shuttle
 
*Shuttle
 
*50,000 Credits
 
*50,000 Credits
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;'''Stats'''
 
;'''Stats'''
 
:Armor: 240
 
:Armor: 240
 
:Hull: 180
 
:Hull: 180
 
;'''Vitals'''
 
;'''Vitals'''
:Gun Mounts:1
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:Gun Mounts: 1
:Turret Mounts:0
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:Turret Mounts: 0
:Missile Mounts:0
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:Missile Mounts: 0
 
:'''Size:''' 15
 
:'''Size:''' 15
 
:'''Space:''' 40 {{m3}}
 
:'''Space:''' 40 {{m3}}

Revision as of 22:28, 23 May 2012

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"The mouse? A good tool for ramming at high speeds into the vessels of wealthy politicians." - Yugo Pinbridge, Chief of the Sideways Fish Clan.
The term 'mouse' was actually a misspelling of its close cousin the mousse, not (as wealthy politicians would have you believe) the horned elk-resembling creature that used to dwell on earth (come on... moose doesn't even have a plural... meese?). It came to be after a particularly unsatisfying meal eaten by the 2nd emperor of Pork. He decreed that all pilots be subject to his dissatisfaction - what better way than forced imprisonment in one of these? Not generally a lot of use, although they do come in very handy for paid accounts when juggling their 3 ships in where they want them docked.

  • Shuttle
  • 50,000 Credits
Stats
Armor: 240
Hull: 180
Vitals
Gun Mounts: 1
Turret Mounts: 0
Missile Mounts: 0
Size: 15
Space: 40 m3
Mass: 4 / 50 t capacity