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Back... Back before grass was green... Back before Lushman invented that irresistable chat up line*...<br> | Back... Back before grass was green... Back before Lushman invented that irresistable chat up line*...<br> | ||
| − | The 'Earth' was born... | + | The 'Earth' was born...<br> |
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| + | Primarily inhabited by a breed of puzzle-decorated socks, the planet soon became overrun by the mould that had gradually been accumilating on the socks' funeral pires - the human race.<br> | ||
| + | After a few thousand years of existance, they developed interstallar flight, went everywhere, killed a few people... Not particularly interesting really.<br> | ||
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| + | <u>Home of</u><br> | ||
| + | #The 'baguette' | ||
| + | #The 'chimney' | ||
| + | #Father Christmas | ||
| + | #Elvis | ||
| + | #Elk Wilson | ||
| + | #Tommy Baker | ||
| + | #Nigel Thornberry<br | ||
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| + | <u>Famous for</u><br> | ||
| + | #Being the first planet to adopt world-wide 'biscuitism' | ||
| + | #Not a lot else. | ||
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Revision as of 19:41, 16 December 2009
Back... Back before grass was green... Back before Lushman invented that irresistable chat up line*...
The 'Earth' was born...
Primarily inhabited by a breed of puzzle-decorated socks, the planet soon became overrun by the mould that had gradually been accumilating on the socks' funeral pires - the human race.
After a few thousand years of existance, they developed interstallar flight, went everywhere, killed a few people... Not particularly interesting really.
Home of
- The 'baguette'
- The 'chimney'
- Father Christmas
- Elvis
- Elk Wilson
- Tommy Baker
- Nigel Thornberry<br
Famous for
- Being the first planet to adopt world-wide 'biscuitism'
- Not a lot else.
- And that famous line is: "Hey sweetcheeks. Get over here!"
