Terran history
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Back... Back before grass was green... Back before Lushman invented that irresistable chat up line*...
The 'Earth' was born...
Primarily inhabited by a breed of puzzle-decorated socks, the planet soon became overrun by the mould that had gradually been accumilating on the socks' funeral pires - the human race.
After a few thousand years of existance, they developed interstallar flight, went everywhere, killed a few people... Not particularly interesting really.
Home of
- The 'baguette'
- The 'chimney'
- Father Christmas
- Elvis
- Elk Wilson
- Tommy Baker
- Nigel Thornberry<br
Famous for
- Being the first planet to adopt world-wide 'biscuitism'
- Not a lot else.
- And that famous line is: "Hey sweetcheeks. Get over here!"